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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

People's Sexiest Man Alive 2013


People’s Sexiest Man Alive Contenders

By: Nicolette Karter

 

       Alright, here are my predictions for 2013’s People’s Sexiest Man Alive. It’s really anyone’s guess, there are a lot of hot guys in Hollywood, and I’m often surprised by who is considered hot (like Robert Pattinson is not my cup of tea, but all I hear is how much girls swoon over him; I just don’t get it). But, I think I have it narrowed down to three front-runners, plus three more honorable mentions.

        One of my best bets this year is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Right now, he doesn’t have anything in theaters, but he had out the sexy rom-com Don Jon, which he wrote, starred in and directed. A man who wears many hats is impressive, & he’s been a versatile actor for quite a while. Funny, handsome, charming & creative (he made a production company called hitRECord), he can sing & dance & act with the best of the best, yet still has a relatable quality about him. All around a lovable fellow, I think it’s his time to be recognized for the sexy man he is.

 

        Who hates Tom Hiddleston, my next pick for SMA? No one, like I literally haven’t heard one person say anything bad about him. This is one of the reasons why I think he’s a definite possibility this year.  He’s reprising his role as Loki in Thor: The Dark World, where he plays a villain, yet fans love the character seemingly just because of him. He also has the sexy indie Only Lovers Left Alive in which he plays a vampire, which are still super popular right now. He has a charming accent, smile & personality, plus a smash hit movie out now.

 

        The last guy on my short list is one that I’m not that fond of, personally. In all honesty I haven’t actually seen anything Benedict Cumberbatch has been in. Yet this year he has been everywhere; he’s the lead in the TV show Sherlock, played a villain in Star Trek into Darkness, was/will be in The Fifth Estate & August: Osage County respectively. He’s in the highly anticipated new Hobbit movie & in the buzzed about 12 Years A Slave. Not to mention I’ve heard a lot of “Oh, he’s so sexy & talented” about him (though he personally doesn’t do it for me), so I think he’s a strong possibility this year.

 

        There are another 3 possibilities that aren’t as strong as the aforementioned, but I feel they deserve an honorable mention because it could still easily be them.

        First up is the star of 12 Years A Slave, Chiwetel Ejiofor who is getting a lot of Oscar winner talk for his amazing performance. Usually the SMA isn’t black, but Denzel Washington won in 1996 & I think it’s time for another hot black guy to win.

 
        But another 90’s winner could come back to make a new record. That debonair silver fox George Clooney could win a third time. He won in ’97 and ’06, and the talk he’s gotten for Gravity (haven’t seen it & probably won’t; just not my kind of movie) is all good. Plus people love to break records, and my friend thinks it’ll be him.



        Last but certainly not least is the “Thunder from Down Under” (as called by an honest trailer for Thor, one of his movies; Google it, the makers are funny) Chris Hemsworth. I had him in my top three last year, & he’s back this year because 1.) Look at that face/guns/abs, and 2.) He recently had a hit movie out (Thor: The Dark World) & earlier this year he had out the movie Rush and apparently dropped trou. Note to self: go see that movie.



        In all seriousness, I could be completely wrong, but I think the winner this time around will be Tom Hiddleston. Everyone loves him, and he was in more things this year than my original guess for the title (who was Joseph Gordon-Levitt). Well, if you guys have a better guess tell me. And leave a comment telling me what you want me to review next.