People’s
Sexiest Man Alive 2014
By:
Nicolette Karter
So, this year it
snuck up on me. I wasn’t sure who exactly it would be this year, though I was
in the middle of writing the article. I had a short list, and my front-runner
this time was Neil Patrick Harris. In fact, Chris Hemsworth wasn’t
on my list (which was only going to be three this time around, unlike last year’s
top 6). Not that I’m not happy for him; I just wasn’t thinking this year would
be him as much as in 2012. Though in all honesty he was my runner-up back then
to the eventual winner Channing Tatum. Which reminds me: I AM A GENIUS.
Back in 2012, I had said it would be Channing Tatum, and it was that year. Next
year, the winner was Adam Levine, who I also guessed back then as more
of an underdog. Now the SMA is the “awesome Aussie” as I put it then, and now
is a caption for the cover. So-not to draw focus from Mr. Hemsworth-I would
like to say that I must be either a.) a genius, b.) psychic and/or c.) the
makers of People read this blog and love my opinions. Who wouldn’t though?
(Please don’t answer that.) (Or do, I won’t boss you around.)
The bottom line
is good for you, Chris. Keep on…keeping on? Not really sure how to end this. I did pull focus with my little
(semi-earned) victory lap. As an apology, please accept the picture of him
below. It’s courtesy of Google, but with the convenience of being right here.
Also, I’m sorry I haven’t posted in so long. I promise to post more. I’ll be
posting one on Mockingjay soon;
I’m planning on seeing it sometime next week. So, hope you liked my almost-good
article, & feel free to tell me what you think I should post about next.
Awesome
In all seriousness though, here:
